It all started with Pong® and a couple of paddle controllers.. a game so old-school it’s pre-school. In those humble beginnings were the roots for the entire universe of games available today. Every new game, every new system owes a debt of gratitude to the games that were rockin’ it before them.
Show your respect for the O.G. with the All Game Collage design. You may be all about what’s poppin’ right now but you’ll never forget your roots.
There are alot of stereotypes and misconceptions about gamers but one thing is true, “Gamers do it all night long”. If you don’t believe us, just listen to her. The GameAmp schoolgirl wouldn’t lie but watch you’re step ‘cause she’s liable to take you straight to school.
"Live to Raid, Raid to Live" If this is your mantra, then this is the design for you. It’s more than a statement, it’s a way of life. You eat, sleep and breathe this stuff. Quests are for errand boys, you live for the raid and nothing else matters. After all, that epic lewt isn’t just going to deliver itself to you.
For a rogue, every moment counts and knowing the enemy’s movements and tactics are the keys to a quick kill. Isolated enemies are the easiest prey and are exploited at all costs. A good rogue also knows when he’s been on the knife’s edge too long and needs a lil lovin. With that in mind, it is always a good idea to keep your soap on a rope when in the company of these fiendish assasins.
In these days of news reports filled with talk about rising fuel costs, we submit to you the humble pizza as the ultimate alternative energy source. Within it’s cheesy, tomatoey goodness lies a bounty of energy to fuel you up for whatever task is at hand. Hybrids? Solar power? Get real and get a slice. Even though it’s not exactly a zero-emmisions energy solution, it tastes a hell of alot better than ethanol or bio-diesel.
I met my enemy on the battlefield and I smote him where he stood, thus, GAME OVER, biatch!
If you are prone to laying the smack down on the regular, then this super-hype skeletal Samurai is your kinda people. Don’t let his super-slim physique fool you.. approach with extreme caution ‘cause he’s got more than a few ass-whoopin’s left in him.
You take controlled steps... you plot your course.....creeping, creeping.... click...BAM! It’s all over but the shouting and you’ve been taken to school! You can’t win ‘cause I know all about your weak game. I’m always one move ahead while you’re just a few moves from dead.
The Skull Crosshairs design will let all would-be challengers know that you’re in another league. You’re so “always one move ahead” that you’ve even got a shirt that spells it out and more importantly, you got it ahead of them. BAM!
Whether you’re slaying dragons, providing the smack-down to an orc or just gankin’ some n00bs, your blade is key to your success and essential to your survival in hostile lands. It’s more than just a weapon..it’s your best friend; a trusted ally; your mistress...okay, scratch the mistress idea ‘cause things could get kinda messy.
The Blades Collage design celebrates swords, sabres, daggers and axes alike. Much respect is demanded...much respect is given.
Soldiers and stone cold killers like yourself have a code that they live by: “Death Before Dishonor”. Being swift, silent and deadly are the keys to survival on the battleground but if you have no honor, you have no code. If you have no code you’re better off dead anyhow.
The GameAmp Death Before Dishonor design is embellished with an iconic skull crest that shows friend and foe alike that you know the code.
You are a gaming god who has no need for such trivial things like food or sleep. You know where your priorities lie and sleep wasn’t even considered for the list. You are a different breed of gamer; a gamer which posses omnipotence and the ability to play non-stop through the dawn of every new day. You ravage through lands leaving death and destruction in your wake, your enemies kneel before you and beg for mercy. You will not stop; you will not pause for rest, because sleep is for the weak.
This iteration of Mortal Sleep has no GameAmp Logo.
When one thumb is all you need to make noobs cry and whine in the wake of your devastation, your deserve admiration amongst your fellow gamers. Other gamers will now cross your path knowing that the being that stands before them is capable of nothing less then full blown carnage on an epic scale. Make others feel your wrath, destroy them with one meager thumb!
In the life of a gamer no day is without meaning. You toil and work day after day battling with minions, shooting snipers, scoring the winning goal and saving the world from chaotic villains. Everyone should know and feel the admiration of the gamer that makes these sacrifices on a daily basis and with Everyday is Gameday T-Shirt, they will sleep easier at night knowing that someone is on the job.
Noobs need not apply because this shirt belongs only to those with l33t sk1llz. There is no need for clarification of the character that these higher beings posses, this shirt says it all. As you cross the street wearing this shirt you’ll find a collection of fan boys following in your path praising the ground you walk on and games you play.
L33t.
Destruction is in your character, champion is in your blood. You skate the streets leaving a wake of awe, admiration and mayhem in your path. Nothing can shake your resolve as you show the posers exactly what Sk8 and Destroy is all about.
For all the hardcore sci-fi fantasy geeks out there, this piece is for you. A battle hardened sword, magical fire, a massive shield, pole arms, war banners, and two dragons locked in battle. Any questions?
You’ve got the loot noobs want and the lovin chicks need and everyone around you should be informed of your unrivaled greatness. Let all your friends know just how envious they should be by wearing this shirt at social gatherings, family reunions and above all; romantic dates.
Who needs Hot Coffee when you've got Iced-Out Epic Gear? You’ve got phattest lewt in the game and you love standing around town just so people can drool. What better way to show off your in-game bling obsession then by sporting this classic emblem to let everyone know - that’s the way you roll…
So hot… but so wrong… These girls would do anything to get their life back and GameAmp was there to capture it all on video! Well we forgot our camera but we did manage to create an artists rendition of five of the hottest girls ever to come back from the dead. We’re not sure what they did before they died but they’re back for your viewing pleasure and they’re dieing to be on your chest!
We’ve all been in pick-up groups where some of the best loot has been passed on so the hot elf in the party could get their sexy little hands on it. For years males and females have been posing as hot elves, whispering subtle sexual innuendos to undersexed guys and conning some of the sweetest loot in the game. Here’s to all those who know how to work it!
Not all gamers get the pure satisfaction of testing the hottest games before they hit the stores. Being a Beta Whore takes hard work and dedication as you dodge monthly subscription fees and become the envy of the gaming community. Make sure to brag to all those less fortunate gamers by telling them who the true Beta Whore is.
In this day and age you can never be too careful when hiring the right individuals to ensure the utter domination of one’s enemies. Deciding your representation for those important PvP battles is crucial to instilling the proper amounts of fear into noobs and fanboys. Join the thousands of satisfied customers who chose the Pwny Express to rid the battlefield of noobs.
Blackrock Spire was just the beginning, Leroy's moved up from Jester to Player and far be it for anyone to stand in his path. His pimp hand is way strong and he ain't got time fo' no disrespect.
Pedro offers you his protection? Hell no, I’ve got gnomes fool! Who’s gonna take you seriously unless you have a couple of pissed off midgets to deal some damage. Though they fit easily in any overhead compartment they’ll have the NPC’s showin you nothing but respect!
Don't be afraid to tell all the humans out there just how you feel. Everybody needs a little lovin' from time to time; even if they are a whor, err horde... Slip into this shirt in the morning and let the inquiries roll in all day long. Nothin' says lovin' like a 500 lb Tauren!
How many times has your girlfriend pulled you away from video games to do some meaningless task like laundry, paying rent, or eating? Don’t they know the fate of the world rests in YOUR HANDS!?!? Come join the ranks of the elite few who put their foot down to such trivial matters to tend to more important endeavors.
