
Meldarion
Posts: 17
Joined: 08/30/2005
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Inside a tavern, a grungy looking dwarf leans on a double bladed battle axe
Long caption:
"Ran through the briar, hid in the ditch, trudged through the swamp, wrestled a bear, slayed a giant, saved the damsel, killed the dragon, and brought back a wagon load of loot... I've been battlescarred, bloodstained, sweatsoaked, sootstained, clawed, bitten, gored, lost my pinky to an overzealous cave troll!
NO! I don't need a bath!
I NEED A BEER!"
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